{"id":1254,"date":"2017-04-23T21:21:50","date_gmt":"2017-04-24T04:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=1254"},"modified":"2017-04-25T18:31:01","modified_gmt":"2017-04-26T01:31:01","slug":"vivec-city-parkour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=1254","title":{"rendered":"Vivec City Parkour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/vivec_city_parkour-color-blacken-typed.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1259 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/vivec_city_parkour-color-blacken-typed.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"815\" height=\"637\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/vivec_city_parkour-color-blacken-typed.jpg 815w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/vivec_city_parkour-color-blacken-typed-300x234.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/vivec_city_parkour-color-blacken-typed-768x600.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Vivec City is humongous and obnoxious to walk around. It has 8 neighborhoods, and each neighborhood is built up in layers, (up to) 4 strata per neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>FORTUNATELY, Vivec City has lots of gondoliers that you can pay to take you over to the other neighborhoods (which is a lot faster than walking). UNFORTUNATELY, the gondoliers are only on the canal works (bottom) level for obvious reasons, and it is a pain running down 3 flights of stairs (or even levitating down 3 flights of stairs) to get to them.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I levitate down, but more often than not I just jump down when I see them. I do this because I am lazy, and because I know I will survive. But only just! A fall from that height ALMOST kills me and I am super damaged, but it doesn&#8217;t quite kill me! Still, I must look a wreck and the gondoliers must think I am super weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vivec City is humongous and obnoxious to walk around. It has 8 neighborhoods, and each neighborhood is built up in layers, (up to) 4 strata per neighborhood. FORTUNATELY, Vivec City has lots of gondoliers that you can pay to take you over to the other neighborhoods (which is a lot faster than walking). UNFORTUNATELY, the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=1254\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Vivec City Parkour&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11,10,366,368],"tags":[104,402,378,379,380],"class_list":["post-1254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-doodles","category-gaming","category-videogames","tag-comic","tag-dunmer","tag-morrowind","tag-nerevarine","tag-vivec"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1254"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1261,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions\/1261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}