{"id":1377,"date":"2017-10-06T20:33:27","date_gmt":"2017-10-07T03:33:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=1377"},"modified":"2017-10-06T20:33:27","modified_gmt":"2017-10-07T03:33:27","slug":"seen-any-elves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=1377","title":{"rendered":"Seen Any Elves?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1378\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1378\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/seen-any-elves.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1378 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/seen-any-elves-1024x962.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"601\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/seen-any-elves-1024x962.png 1024w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/seen-any-elves-300x282.png 300w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/seen-any-elves-768x721.png 768w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/seen-any-elves.png 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1378\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Seen Any Elves?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>One of the things that Nords apparently love to say over and over is &#8220;Seen any ELVES??&#8221; And then they burst out cackling like they just said the funniest thing in the world.<\/p>\n<p>And I just don&#8217;t get it. At all. Like, is it supposed to be a threat? Is it supposed to be funny? What is going on?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think Master Aryon understands what the Nords are going on about, either, but Steen just needed to vent. And I&#8217;m sure Aryon has&#8230; <em>opinions<\/em> on Nords.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also just noticed that apparently, in this comic, Mistress Steen and Master Aryon live in the <a href=\"http:\/\/desertgolfing.captain-games.com\/\">Desert Golfing<\/a> world. This was unintentional, but this is my headcanon now.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I&#8217;m going to go do <a href=\"http:\/\/www.24hourcomicsday.com\/\">24 Hour Comics Day<\/a> tomorrow&#8230; and I&#8217;m super nervous. I don&#8217;t know why I put myself through this every year, but I&#8217;m always glad that I do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the things that Nords apparently love to say over and over is &#8220;Seen any ELVES??&#8221; And then they burst out cackling like they just said the funniest thing in the world. And I just don&#8217;t get it. At all. Like, is it supposed to be a threat? Is it supposed to be funny? &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=1377\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Seen Any Elves?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11,10,366,89,368],"tags":[104,106,385,378,387],"class_list":["post-1377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-doodles","category-gaming","category-silly","category-videogames","tag-comic","tag-comics","tag-master-aryon","tag-morrowind","tag-nord"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1377"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1379,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377\/revisions\/1379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}