{"id":1413,"date":"2017-12-15T21:16:56","date_gmt":"2017-12-16T05:16:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=1413"},"modified":"2017-12-15T21:16:56","modified_gmt":"2017-12-16T05:16:56","slug":"leg-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=1413","title":{"rendered":"Leg Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/leg-day-arranged-final.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1414\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/leg-day-arranged-final-1024x819.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/leg-day-arranged-final-1024x819.png 1024w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/leg-day-arranged-final-300x240.png 300w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/leg-day-arranged-final-768x614.png 768w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/leg-day-arranged-final.png 1330w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At long last, I&#8217;ve been able to combine the two great passions of my life: climbing and Morrowind! Frankly, I&#8217;m surprised it took me this long.<\/p>\n<p>Anywhoo, I do like mountaineering and climbing IRL, and I&#8217;ve always been super impressed at the fitness level of my Morrowind character. Like, it is difficult to even *walk* up one mountain in a day, and yet she jumps up multiple mountains almost every day. That is ridiculous. So I like to imagine that she would be super buff, woody, and fit from jumping up mountains all the time. Her jumping muscles would be especially well developed!<\/p>\n<p>I like to think that Turedus Talanian is amazed and perhaps somewhat envious of Steen&#8217;s amazing muscles, whilst Master Aryon is just completely unperturbed by the whole thing. Partly because I imagine it would take a lot to ruffle his feathers, but also partly because Aryon sees Steen all the time so it is old hat for him.<\/p>\n<p>I also thought it would be a good sub-joke if Steen got so huge that she couldn&#8217;t fit into her old pants anymore, so she would start walking around wearing&#8230; essentially a leotard I guess. But I&#8217;m not sure if that part of the joke really reads well here, hence why I decided to spell it out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At long last, I&#8217;ve been able to combine the two great passions of my life: climbing and Morrowind! Frankly, I&#8217;m surprised it took me this long. Anywhoo, I do like mountaineering and climbing IRL, and I&#8217;ve always been super impressed at the fitness level of my Morrowind character. Like, it is difficult to even *walk* &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=1413\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Leg Day&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11,366,368],"tags":[385,378,382],"class_list":["post-1413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-gaming","category-videogames","tag-master-aryon","tag-morrowind","tag-the-elder-scrolls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1413"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1415,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions\/1415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}