{"id":1726,"date":"2019-03-17T19:11:28","date_gmt":"2019-03-18T02:11:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=1726"},"modified":"2019-03-17T19:11:29","modified_gmt":"2019-03-18T02:11:29","slug":"the-nightblade-hiring-process","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=1726","title":{"rendered":"The Nightblade Hiring Process"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"958\" height=\"784\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/hiring-process-smaller.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1728\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/hiring-process-smaller.png 958w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/hiring-process-smaller-300x246.png 300w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/hiring-process-smaller-768x629.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption>Aryon: &#8230; how soon can you start?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just thought it would be hilarious if Steen put &#8220;Blades Informant&#8221; on her resume &#8211; broadcasting her deepest darkest secret &#8211; because it is relevant work history! She doesn&#8217;t want a gap there, that&#8217;d look bad \ud83d\ude09 Also, I find the idea of a nightblade writing a resume at all to be hilarious. Also also I find &#8220;pharmacist&#8221; written in quotations to be hilarious. I&#8217;m easily amused, you see.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;ve always imagined that Steen was hired for Master Aryon&#8217;s covert ops team and made her way up to spymaster. It is her job to take care of all the quiet work, so Aryon can keep his hands clean and be a public figure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just thought it would be hilarious if Steen put &#8220;Blades Informant&#8221; on her resume &#8211; broadcasting her deepest darkest secret &#8211; because it is relevant work history! She doesn&#8217;t want a gap there, that&#8217;d look bad \ud83d\ude09 Also, I find the idea of a nightblade writing a resume at all to be hilarious. Also &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=1726\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Nightblade Hiring Process&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11,366,89,368],"tags":[104,385,378,382],"class_list":["post-1726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-gaming","category-silly","category-videogames","tag-comic","tag-master-aryon","tag-morrowind","tag-the-elder-scrolls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1729,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726\/revisions\/1729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}