{"id":2161,"date":"2020-12-28T01:25:01","date_gmt":"2020-12-28T09:25:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=2161"},"modified":"2020-12-28T01:27:35","modified_gmt":"2020-12-28T09:27:35","slug":"long-time-nuclear-waste-warning-booty-shorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=2161","title":{"rendered":"Long-Time Nuclear Waste Warning Booty Shorts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The meme of the long-time nuclear waste warning booty shorts is consistently the most hilarious thing I can imagine. I think this is when it was first made up: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mochasucculent\/status\/1256386154653380608\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mochasucculent\/status\/1256386154653380608<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So anyhow, I figured, what if Colonel Hakeev in long-time nuclear waste warning booty shorts?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/thisisnotaplaceofhonor8.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"624\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/thisisnotaplaceofhonor8-624x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2162\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/thisisnotaplaceofhonor8-624x1024.png 624w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/thisisnotaplaceofhonor8-183x300.png 183w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/thisisnotaplaceofhonor8.png 704w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I thought, what if *me* in long-time nuclear waste warning booty shorts??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/place_of_honor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/place_of_honor-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2163\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/place_of_honor-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/place_of_honor-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/place_of_honor-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/place_of_honor-1200x1600.jpg 1200w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/place_of_honor.jpg 1512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can tell you it is the best.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The meme of the long-time nuclear waste warning booty shorts is consistently the most hilarious thing I can imagine. I think this is when it was first made up: https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mochasucculent\/status\/1256386154653380608 So anyhow, I figured, what if Colonel Hakeev in long-time nuclear waste warning booty shorts? Then I thought, what if *me* in long-time nuclear waste &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=2161\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Long-Time Nuclear Waste Warning Booty Shorts&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11,19,89,368],"tags":[487,496,473,472,497],"class_list":["post-2161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-personal","category-silly","category-videogames","tag-hakeev","tag-memes","tag-romulans","tag-star-trek","tag-star-trek-online"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2161"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2164,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2161\/revisions\/2164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}