{"id":286,"date":"2013-04-15T17:12:45","date_gmt":"2013-04-15T17:12:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=286"},"modified":"2013-04-15T17:35:03","modified_gmt":"2013-04-15T17:35:03","slug":"eldritch-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=286","title":{"rendered":"Eldritch Horror"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 579px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/58189808@N03\/8651798275\/in\/photostream\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8546\/8651798275_fcf26a09ec_z.jpg\" width=\"579\" height=\"640\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Every aberration has an origin story.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;ve often been asked, &#8220;Steen, how did you get to be the gibbering Eldritch horror you are today?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At last, in this totally factual tell-all autobiography, you can learn the exciting details of my origin.<\/p>\n<p>Did this creature\u00a0parasitize me? Did I transform into it? My dear reader, this is for you to decide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve often been asked, &#8220;Steen, how did you get to be the gibbering Eldritch horror you are today?&#8221; At last, in this totally factual tell-all autobiography, you can learn the exciting details of my origin. Did this creature\u00a0parasitize me? Did I transform into it? My dear reader, this is for you to decide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,10,89],"tags":[104,162,158,159,161,157,160,163],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-doodles","category-silly","tag-comic","tag-disease","tag-eldritch","tag-horror","tag-sick","tag-tentacle","tag-transformation","tag-workaholic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":288,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions\/288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}