{"id":3245,"date":"2026-07-26T20:24:23","date_gmt":"2026-07-27T03:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=3245"},"modified":"2026-07-26T20:24:23","modified_gmt":"2026-07-27T03:24:23","slug":"renaissance-themed-castro-night-market","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=3245","title":{"rendered":"Renaissance Themed Castro Night Market"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So apparently the next Castro Night Market is going to be Renaissance themed<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3246\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3246\" style=\"width: 540px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/22187.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/22187.png\" alt=\"Flyer for the upcoming night market\" width=\"540\" height=\"712\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/22187.png 540w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/22187-228x300.png 228w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 85vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3246\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Flyer for the upcoming night market<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This was like a Sign. The perfect alignment of my interests. So I knew, of course, I had to try to make the Art Thou Nasty Tudor booty shorts.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3249\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3249\" style=\"width: 840px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260725_224124367.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-3249\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260725_224124367-1024x770.jpg\" alt=\"Panels of fabric ready to be sewed\" width=\"840\" height=\"632\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260725_224124367-1024x770.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260725_224124367-300x226.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260725_224124367-768x578.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260725_224124367.jpg 1102w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3249\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Panels of fabric ready to be sewed<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3250\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3250\" style=\"width: 840px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_004850895.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-3250\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_004850895-1024x771.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"840\" height=\"632\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_004850895-1024x771.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_004850895-300x226.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_004850895-768x578.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_004850895.jpg 1037w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3250\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sewing progress<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3248\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3248\" style=\"width: 746px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_025901965.MP_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3248\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_025901965.MP_.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"746\" height=\"562\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_025901965.MP_.jpg 746w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_025901965.MP_-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3248\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Getting further<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;m still trying outfit ideas for the big day, I haven&#8217;t really decided on anything for sure yet. So I&#8217;ll save the final outfit reveal for the big day. But it is Tudor era. And, well, Castro. So obviously it needs a huge codpiece. For historical accuracy!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3251\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3251\" style=\"width: 637px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_045245407.MP_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3251\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_045245407.MP_.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"637\" height=\"845\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_045245407.MP_.jpg 637w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_045245407.MP_-226x300.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3251\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Trying on outfit ideas to wear with the shorts<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3252\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3252\" style=\"width: 659px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_205808981.PORTRAIT.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3252\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_205808981.PORTRAIT.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"659\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_205808981.PORTRAIT.jpg 659w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260726_205808981.PORTRAIT-226x300.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3252\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Trying on outfit ideas to wear with the shorts<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>My attempt\/pattern turned out I think a good deal shorter than the original meme shorts. But. Again. It is the Castro Night Market. Being shorter is like a feature. Tudor Era Daisy Dukes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So apparently the next Castro Night Market is going to be Renaissance themed This was like a Sign. The perfect alignment of my interests. So I knew, of course, I had to try to make the Art Thou Nasty Tudor booty shorts. I&#8217;m still trying outfit ideas for the big day, I haven&#8217;t really decided &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=3245\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Renaissance Themed Castro Night Market&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3245"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3253,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3245\/revisions\/3253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}