{"id":469,"date":"2013-12-15T00:19:20","date_gmt":"2013-12-15T08:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=469"},"modified":"2013-12-16T00:22:49","modified_gmt":"2013-12-16T08:22:49","slug":"dead-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=469","title":{"rendered":"Dead Squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to spend my Friday tying a dead squirrel to a roof. Don&#8217;t ask.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/58189808@N03\/11398878236\/in\/photostream\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3694\/11398878236_87bd3695c4.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Yep just an ordinary Friday afternoon.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/58189808@N03\/11398869826\/in\/photostream\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3821\/11398869826_da1e7fdd60.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">I must say, this is not how I imagined my Friday going.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/58189808@N03\/11398863605\/in\/photostream\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5509\/11398863605_f6db4674b9.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">If I get any fleas from that thing, I will kill it. I probably already have plague or something.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to spend my Friday tying a dead squirrel to a roof. Don&#8217;t ask. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[59,58],"tags":[271,270],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biology","category-science","tag-dissection","tag-squirrel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":472,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions\/472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}