{"id":681,"date":"2014-10-26T21:00:33","date_gmt":"2014-10-27T04:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=681"},"modified":"2014-10-26T21:00:33","modified_gmt":"2014-10-27T04:00:33","slug":"iona-fails-at-dinner-preparation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=681","title":{"rendered":"Iona Fails at Dinner Preparation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Soon after my Skyrim character purchased a house in Riften, I popped by to see how things were going. My housecarl, Iona, had laid out a nice dinner for me. I sat down, ready to tuck in, and then I noticed that Iona had gotten one thing wrong: the plate was on top of the food.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/wpid-wp-1414382247944.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1414382247944\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/wpid-wp-1414382247944.jpeg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The seared slaughterfish steak was underneath the wooden plate. There is a serious disconnect there. But Iona tries so hard, bless her, I still haven&#8217;t pointed this out to her. And she still puts my plates on top of my food.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Soon after my Skyrim character purchased a house in Riften, I popped by to see how things were going. My housecarl, Iona, had laid out a nice dinner for me. I sat down, ready to tuck in, and then I noticed that Iona had gotten one thing wrong: the plate was on top of the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=681\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Iona Fails at Dinner Preparation&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=681"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":682,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681\/revisions\/682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}