{"id":912,"date":"2016-02-17T22:34:21","date_gmt":"2016-02-18T06:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=912"},"modified":"2017-01-22T22:55:41","modified_gmt":"2017-01-23T06:55:41","slug":"being-an-altmer-dragonborn-can-be-confusing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=912","title":{"rendered":"Being an Altmer Dragonborn can be Confusing"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_920\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-920\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/torizel-comic-compressor.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-920\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-920 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/torizel-comic-compressor-1024x509.png\" alt=\"torizel-comic-compressor\" width=\"640\" height=\"318\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/torizel-comic-compressor-1024x509.png 1024w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/torizel-comic-compressor-300x149.png 300w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/torizel-comic-compressor-768x382.png 768w, http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/torizel-comic-compressor.png 1272w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-920\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click for full size (so you can actually read it)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I rolled an Altmer Dragonborn recently because&#8230; because.<\/p>\n<p>When he went to Markarth, he was almost immediately handed a note asking him to meet Eltrys at the secret shrine of Talos. And I just cracked up.<\/p>\n<p>I know that not all Altmer are Thalmor, but still. Maybe pause for a minute and think about what you&#8217;re doing, if some strange Altmer you&#8217;ve never seen before rolls up into town under mysterious pretenses, and your first impulse is to invite him to meet you at the local Talos shrine.<\/p>\n<p>Or, maybe, don&#8217;t invite ANY random strangers to meet you at the secret Talos shrine. Because you never know who&#8217;s been paid off by the Thalmor.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;d like to think that my Dragonborn can&#8217;t help but wonder if he was being made fun of. So I drew this comic about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I rolled an Altmer Dragonborn recently because&#8230; because. When he went to Markarth, he was almost immediately handed a note asking him to meet Eltrys at the secret shrine of Talos. And I just cracked up. I know that not all Altmer are Thalmor, but still. Maybe pause for a minute and think about what &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/?p=912\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Being an Altmer Dragonborn can be Confusing&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10,366,368],"tags":[384,383,381,382],"class_list":["post-912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-gaming","category-videogames","tag-dragonborn","tag-skyrim","tag-tes","tag-the-elder-scrolls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=912"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1180,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/912\/revisions\/1180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.certainly-strange.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}