Doc got me a Tequila Patrón bike, and I need you all to really appreciate all the ridiculous little details
Including corks in the handlebars
The Tequila Patrón Bike
Category: Personal
Long-Time Nuclear Waste Warning Booty Shorts
The meme of the long-time nuclear waste warning booty shorts is consistently the most hilarious thing I can imagine. I think this is when it was first made up: https://twitter.com/Mochasucculent/status/1256386154653380608
So anyhow, I figured, what if Colonel Hakeev in long-time nuclear waste warning booty shorts?
Then I thought, what if *me* in long-time nuclear waste warning booty shorts??
I can tell you it is the best.
Sly Rom Strut
I don’t bother chasing Feds around
I slink down the Neutral Zone looking for a fight
Cloaked in the moonlight and I’m stayin outta sight
Singin’ the blues while the lady-Roms cry
“Cunning Rom, you’re a real gone guy”
I wish I could be as carefree and sly
But I got Rom class and I got Rom style
