So apparently the next Castro Night Market is going to be Renaissance themed

This was like a Sign. The perfect alignment of my interests. So I knew, of course, I had to try to make the Art Thou Nasty Tudor booty shorts.



I’m still trying outfit ideas for the big day, I haven’t really decided on anything for sure yet. So I’ll save the final outfit reveal for the big day. But it is Tudor era. And, well, Castro. So obviously it needs a huge codpiece. For historical accuracy!


My attempt/pattern turned out I think a good deal shorter than the original meme shorts. But. Again. It is the Castro Night Market. Being shorter is like a feature. Tudor Era Daisy Dukes.