Category Archives: Silly
A Plump Telvanni Bride
Now I realize that Kaushad, the Ashlander Khan of the Zainab tribe, specifically asked for a high-born Telvanni noblewoman and I’m about as low-born as they come. But sometimes you have to sacrifice specifics in the name of comedy! Also, I … Continue reading
AKA Eddie The Rat
Re-re-replaying Morrowind, I’ve realized that it gives Fast Eddie a very different context depending on whether you finish the House Telvanni questline BEFORE contracting corpus, versus after contracting corpus. In the past, I did it after contracting corpus, so it … Continue reading
Sworn Duty: Final
So, obviously, I was suuuper interested in saving Emperor Uriel Septim VII, and I found the opening quests in Oblivion suuuper compelling. JUST KIDDING I DIDN’T LIFT A FINGER TO SAVE THE EMPEROR! HAR HAR! There are actually things I … Continue reading
