Aryon’s Corpus Disease Paper

I’d been reading a whole lot of immunology papers lately, and I became obsessed with the idea of Master Aryon writing a paper on his studies of Corpus disease. I figure since he did his early work in the Corpusarium (and has a Restoration skill of 90), he probably wrote up his findings a few times. Also the game has other academic writings like “Itermerel’s Notes” and “Kagouti Mating Habits,” so there’s precedent for that sort of thing.

Master Aryon writing a paper on his Corpus disease study

I honestly spent way too much time trying to decide if Aryon would use t-SNE or UMAP for the dimensionality reduction of his cell expression data, even though neither algorithm even existed yet when Morrowind came out.

A Misunderstanding

The long-awaited sequel to “Back Taxes” (http://www.certainly-strange.com/?p=1741)

Anyhow, there is much speculation as to how exactly Aryon procured his imprisoned Imperial soldier / museum display. I thought it would be funny if the Telvanni just kept tricking Imperial bureaucrats in the exact same way, and they just kept falling for it.

Since Aryon was himself a rogue Telvanni operating without charter, this scenario is not entirely far-fetched.

Back Taxes

Tax time is coming up! But ancient Telvanni sorcerers don’t pay their taxes, unfortunately for Ragash gra-Shuzgub.

I, of course, imagine it must have played out exactly like a sort of Scooby Doo gag

It is one of the more on-brand Telvanni anecdotes in the game, I think. Baladas Demnevanni does not recognize the legitimacy of Imperial rule, so he refuses to pay taxes to the Empire. And apparently any tax collector the Empire sends in to make him pay, he imprisons.

If you get the Legion quest to find out what happened to Ragash gra-Shuzgub, however, it *is* possible to convince Baladas to let her go. But I don’t think it is possible to convince him to finally pay his taxes. As he says, he’s been there long before the Empire arrived and he plans to still be there long after the Empire is gone!