Iona Fails at Dinner Preparation

Soon after my Skyrim character purchased a house in Riften, I popped by to see how things were going. My housecarl, Iona, had laid out a nice dinner for me. I sat down, ready to tuck in, and then I noticed that Iona had gotten one thing wrong: the plate was on top of the food.

The seared slaughterfish steak was underneath the wooden plate. There is a serious disconnect there. But Iona tries so hard, bless her, I still haven’t pointed this out to her. And she still puts my plates on top of my food.

Author: Steen

Steen is a nerdy biologist who spends a lot of time trying to cultivate Chloroflexi, who also likes to draw comics, play video games, and climb. View all posts by Steen